01Say the word.
Click the button, tell us a little about your business — five minutes, tops. No strategy call required.
For the small business owner drowning in “I’ll post it later”
The Word Whisperer
- 20Captions
- 1Monthly email
- 0Blank-page panic
You didn’t start your business to stare at a blinking cursor wondering what to post today. You started it to do the thing you’re actually good at — and somehow “content strategist” got added to your job title without anyone asking you.
The Word Whisperer fixes that. Twenty captions and one email, written for you, delivered to your inbox, every single month. No calls. No calendars. No 47-question brand questionnaire. Just words — the good kind, the kind that sound like you — ready to copy, paste, and post.
Yes. Give me my words.
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Words that sound like you. Ready when you are.
Let’s be honest for a second
Here’s what’s actually happening right now.
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Your last post was three weeks ago, and it was a video of your cat with the caption “lol.” That’s it. That’s the whole marketing strategy right now.
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You’ve opened your notes app to “write captions” four times this month and closed it four times.
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You know you should be emailing your list. You have not emailed your list.
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You’ve thought about hiring a marketing agency and then looked at the price tag and closed that tab too.
None of that is a you problem. It’s a nobody-built-you-an-easy-button problem. So I built you one.
How it works
It’s genuinely this simple.
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02We whisper. You wait.
Every month, we write 20 social captions and 1 email that sound like you — not like a robot who read a marketing textbook once.
03Copy, paste, post.
It lands in your inbox ready to go. No graphics. No scheduling. No logging into another platform. Just words, done.
The offer, in plain words
What you get. What you don’t.
What’s included
- 20 social media captions per month
- 1 email per month — newsletter, promo, or nurture, your call
- Copy that sounds like you, not a template
- Delivered on the same date every month, like clockwork
What’s not — on purpose
- Graphics or design
- Scheduling or platform loading
- Strategy calls or content calendars
- Anything that makes this complicated
This isn’t a marketing department. It’s the one piece of the marketing department you actually needed.
The whole offer
$349/month
That’s less than one week of hiring a part-time social media manager. Less than a single freelance gig for four one-off captions. It’s less than most car payments. Less than one surprise vet visit. And it’s definitely less than what you spend at Target when you go in for milk and come out with candles, a throw pillow, and eleven things you didn’t know you needed. (We’ve all done it. No judgment. Okay, a little judgment.)
Take my money
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Kind words from clients
What clients say about working with Jamie.
“I have nothing but absolutely positive things to say about Jamie and her incredible marketing skills! From copywriting to strategy, she has a ton of knowledge and continues to up her game. Jamie is a great professional who truly embodies the values she preaches. She is the person you want on your side, helping you reach your goals!”
“Jamie is an absolutely fabulous person to work with. Her enthusiasm is so CONTAGIOUS! If you get a chance to work with her, you are incredibly blessed. She’s one of the VERY BEST in her field and will help you rise up and be all you were created to be!”
“Jamie is AMAZING! The quality and quantity of information she shared in her 5 day Marketing Challenge was unbelievable. Jamie over-delivers every time, freely shares her knowledge, and walks her talk. Her enthusiasm and charisma are energizing. If you need ANY marketing help, I hope you will reach out to her!”
Questions, answered
FAQ
No vague promises. Just the details you need before saying yes.
Once you’ve paid and filled out your quick intake form, your first batch of captions and email will land in your inbox within 10 days. Every batch after that arrives on the same date each month, like clockwork.
Nope. A quick intake — five to ten minutes — is all we need. We’re not building you a brand bible; we’re writing your words.
The copy works across platforms as-is. If you need platform-specific formatting or hashtag strategy, that’s a different offer — this one’s deliberately simple.
Yes! Send us what’s coming up — a sale, a launch, an event — and we’ll write around it. If you don’t send anything, we’ll pull from your business and keep it fresh on our own.
Send a quick note, and we’ll tweak it. This isn’t a “take it or leave it” situation — it’s still your voice, and we want you proud of what goes out under your name. Just know we’re aiming for “this sounds like me,” not 26 rounds of revisions — one solid tweak usually gets us there.
No — this is copy-only, on purpose. You (or whoever handles your posting) copy and paste. That’s what keeps the price this low and the turnaround this fast.
Yes. No contracts, no cancellation fees, no guilt trips. Just an easy button — including the one that turns it off if you ever need to.
We’ve got you — just ask about our design add-on options separately. This offer is intentionally copy-only to keep it simple and affordable.
Okay. Last thing.
You’ve read this far. You already know you’re saying yes.
You didn’t come this far down the page because you weren’t interested. You came this far because some part of you is exhausted from writing your own content and is this close to clicking the button. So click it.
I’m in. Send me my words.
$349/month · Cancel anytime